- Psycho Nazis
- A love quadrangle between two humans, a car and a duck
- A moster duck that shoots sparks out of it's skull
- A death involving custard
- Obligatory French jokes
- and much much more!
I've been quiet on the blog front, as I've been working on a super-secret project (ooooh ... I bet that was tantalizing!). That project, for better or worse, is done now and so I'm turning my attention back to "Quack."
For those who haven't been following (or those who have but gave up after this blog sat stagnant for a year), "Quack" is the sequel to "Cluck" and is even more fun. Cluck had undead chickens wrapped in a healthy layer of humor (like some kind of corpsified hors d'oeuvres), but Quack has ... well it has:
... Now how much would you pay?
Well you wont have to pay anything for a while. After picking up the project again, I've restructured some things, and am approximately 50% through the first draft. That means if I stick to my guns I'll be finished in a few months. Then it'll be a while longer before the book sees the light of day. I'm not as up to date on publishing options as I was a year ago, so I'm not sure how it will see the light of day, but it will. I have several fans, and I wouldn't want to let them down.
I'm so proud of the resounding failure of "Inspirational haiku for a Recessed Economy" that I'd be sad to see it reviewed ... that is, unless it was reviewed by two complete strangers, unsolicited, who are seemingly as haiku-obsessed as myself.
I mean, I'm a multiple-award winning author for my skillfully crafted undead-chicken fiction ... and the type of mind that can do that is the same type of mind that secretly enjoys an amazon sales rank measured in millions.
It's the way that it seems so sarcastic, when it says "Amazon Sales Rank: #2,848,012 (see Bestsellers in Books!)" ... as in, "now that you've seen an example of a book that sells terribly, check out some that other people actually read!"
And now, with this review, someone is bound to buy a copy, plummeting the sales rank down into the two-millions, or even worse, into the self-respecting hundreds-of-thousands.
It's best summed up (big surprise) by a haiku:
I'm joking you know,
I want you to buy my book:
I might get to eat!
The review can be found over at Haiku by Two
Okay, I'm a bad brother. It's been ages since I've stopped by Zombie Zero, online home of my elder sibling. Then again, it was still 2008 when I last updated my own blog. Man, life runs away from you sometimes.
Anyway, I stopped by today and saw the cover art for James' upcoming book, to be published (soon, I think) by ROC under the title "State of Decay." I'm not exactly sure when it will hit stands, which is why I stopped by, but it's worth watching for: I read an early draft and it's fantastic. It has a taste that's a bit like Blade Runner, and a bit like brains. And probably chicken, since everything does. No zombie chickens (you can't have everything), but there are walking dead types called Revivors, and that should be good enough to support a new author. The sci-fi- genre needs new talent, so remember: if you don't buy my brother's book it makes you a communist. So there.
I'll post a review after I read the official published version.
PS - this is the first post that I was able to tag as both 'reading' and 'writing' ... neat.
Todd Fonseca is an author, as well as the pioneer behind Tag My Book On Amazon, an online effort to expose the long tail of Amazon through the use of tags. I read the Time Cavern (review coming soon), and loved it, and sent Mr. Fonseca a copy of Cluck in the hopes that he'd post a review. Authors like to help each other out, so I expected something ... but I never expected this:
"Eric Knapp's Cluck: Murder Most Fowl is a masterpiece."
and:
"Reminiscent of the Rod Serling's Twilight Zone or even the best of what Tales from the Crypt had to offer"
and:
"... an incredibly creative piece of fiction
and finally:
"... this is one of the most creative, different, offbeat funny, and intriguing books I've read this year."
Read the full review here. What can I say other than I'm honored, Todd. I always feel good when I get a review like this, because it means that people are truly enjoying Cluck, and that's why I wrote it.
Okay, I would have done this anyway (I've competed in every ACSLNE event to date), but this year it was for "Cluck."


I'll fill in more detail later, once the official ACSLNE website goes live, but since we were covered by NHPR last night I think it's okay to give a bit more of a teaser (you can hear the NHPR story here, and see a video here). So, for now here are some pictures, starting with the founder of the ACSLNE, in a photo that sums up everything that the league stands for: Courage; Fire; Honor!

This was my combat suit, the Mega Robo Pyro Chicken. It was a crowd pleaser, and got me 15 minutes of fame on the front page of the Keene Sentinel. Neither the Sentinel nor NHPR mentioned the method to my madness, which was to promote "Cluck," but that's okay: 15 minutes is still 15 minutes.

This was my first of three opponents, and also the new 2008 ACSLNE champion, piloting under the team name "Wonder boy." Notice the size of that round? I constantly hear people say, "meh, I shoot bottle rockets at my friends all the time." Well, take another look, 'cuz that ain't a bottle rocket. The other thing I constantly hear people say is, "you're one crazy, stupid, suicidal son of a bitch," and well, okay, you've got me with that one.
More on the sport can be found at the ACSLNE official site (coming soon)!
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